Bachmann Fellow Traveller: Alan Stang

Bachmann's tin-foil-hat campaign against the one-world currency is getting kudos from some... interesting people. For instance the very strange Alan Stang. Alan likes certain aspects of Michele Bachmann: Until recently, I may have heard of Michele Bachmann, but I wasn’t sure who she was. When I finally did see her in action the other day, in a congressional hearing, I felt a thrill run up my leg. I don’t know how it compared to the thrill that runs up the leg of Chris Matthews, the media degenerate who hosts “No Ball,” when he sees illegal alien Mr. Big Ears. My thrill began at my big toe, kerbobbled for a moment at my ankle, then ran up my leg to the knee, where it kerbobbled again, and did not stop until it reached my hip. There it reversed course, stopped at the same places to kerbobble again and finally left at the big toe, where the adventure had begun. Needless to say, a thrill runs up my leg whenever I see the Love Priestess, so I consulted with her, not sure what was happening. She went to her monitor, took a gander at Michele in action, and said she would have no problem were a Bachmann thrill to run up both my legs. But since then I have experienced the phenomenon only in the original leg, which may harbor a weakness for the lady. But I was still disoriented. When I first tuned into the now historic sound bite, I did not for a while understand that a Member of Congress was speaking, not just because she looked so good, but because Mrs. Bachmann did not appear to be a predatory bull dyke in a pants suit, which I had thought was mandatory for membership. Like Bachmann, Stang doesn't seem to like gay people...Stang has a category on his website he calls Queer Nation. Stang's backhanded tribute to Bachmann references Bathroomgate: ... they are womanoids innately hostile to real women. Have they confronted Mrs. Bachmann in the ladies’? Stang also references the rumor that claimed Bachmann barfed in a bathroom and Rep. Jean Schmidt slipped and fell into it: Someone threw up in a ladies room and it could have been Michele, who could have been drunk. She wants the people of Minnesota “armed and dangerous.” Yee Haa! Do it! Stang continues his bizarre paean to Bachmann for a few more paragraphs, only to pause to vent his homophobia on Rep. Barney Frank: The committee chairman is of course Barney the Bugger Frank, whose roommate, a felon, was running an illegal sodomite buggery business out of Barney’s home..... Read the whole thing.. it's a hoot.